Welcome to Barneyland!

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Barney Sinston is a character played by Neil Patrick Harris in a well known sitcom “How I met your mother ” .If you haven’t seen HIMYM, then you should see it for sure.I kept thinking for two three days…”I am awesome…I am great !!, I am number one in the world !!!” and I felt good….ah guys Barney says these sentences all the time in sitcom. …Not me…

This character is intriguing .The writer who sketched his character must be “arti – tistic”.

Welcome to the awe awe awe awesome world!

Barnie is a self made man …he lives in his own world… He makes his own set of rules….breaks them…. Loves women….. Dates them….and breaks up with them… He is good at heart…..sheds tears when he is sad and happy……emotional at heart….follows bro code…Helpful…kind… Most important he is COOL like a cucumber…..and .There are too many qualities to name.

I think he lives in land of awesomeness….in his official blog, he lives in Awesomevilli.

My barnie lines..

#1 Barney lives in awesome land … His friends stay in friendvilli..

#2 His house is situated. In Barnitude (latitude 40.71N5 ) New York.

#3 He owns two dogs awesome1 and awesome2$

#4 His date list is on barnieawesomedates.com

#5 Marshal slap meter for Barnie measure slap/meter 7/10

#6 He loves suits.

#7 He could have a clothing line

“Barnie Clothi -iline/ Legendary Barnie cloth line /suit up Barnie

#8 Suits suit barney……so Barney suits up….

#9 Barney bro friendship is awesome…

#10 Barney verb,adverb mix match….Barneylity,Barnieless,

#11 If Ted is Barnieless then he is not smart as Barnie ?

#12Barney shoe signature style could be Barney shoe shoe line…

#15Barney perfume could be Awesome Legendary Peri fume me.

Barney definitions

# Barnility

Person who helps friends in need.

# Barnifull

Person who is kind and generous.

#Barnijel

Person who is jealous of friend coming close to his ex (case of Ted)

#Barnismart

Person who thinks he is smart.

#BASlap

Person who gets slap for doing something stupid.

#BarnieAw

Person who thinks himself to be awesome

#BGSlap

Guy who gets slap by women often.

Barney quotes…

#1 Awe, awe,awe ,awe,awesome..

#2 I can’t believe you havent read my blog..

#3 Dude we haven’t reached ,legendary yet,we are the le, and there are still the gen,the da ,the ry.

#4 My nose is overflowing with awesome and I had to get out some of it out.

#5 Nothing suits me like a suit .!

#6Humans aren’t supposed to travel at break neck speed oh yes. Barney at 2miles per hour.

God,its me Barney,what up,I know we don’t talk much but lot of girls call your name because of me,Awesome.

#7 Hi do you know Ted.?

THE House OF Big BOSS

The Big Boss enters it final elimination in few week ..The BB house is a place where people from different backgrounds live together for three months.Each week one of contestant is voted by inmates of house, and finally he/she has to leave the house based on votes of audience.

Emotions run high in house of BB as every week one contestant is voted.Constant fights, make up , controversies, misconceptions, keep erupting in BB house.What is the most important thing about house is people show off, fight among themselves, laugh, joke, cry, sting other , enjoy and do a lots of thing which normal people do.It is real human reaction..the way contestant react is real..The human reacts very much in these way.The human brain is complex,it reacts and acts in an instant. The reactions of contestant, the planning and plotting , groupism is human nature which you can not deny.People tend to join groups because they do not want to be isolated.People fight because they want want to prove their point.In this world most of misunderstanding occurs due to use of harsh tone.

Nobody wants to listen to others opinion but they want others to listen theirs.People want to dominate others .Remember in movie Stuart Little ,cat frightens Stuart and he becomes scared.One day the cat tries to plot against him.Stuart has To stay away from home………….. The film was good indeed but what happens in house is unpredictable.Nominations take place on Mondays and soon after that atmosphere changes ,when names are announced by BB .Tension begins to create in and fights erupts.Nominees want clarification from close friend if nominated by them(friends)…funny ..people can be mean at your back….etc …etc…Most interesting thing is this house is when contestant leave the house they can know who nominated them.In last season the host showed the contestant who nominated them..They can see scene of their own fights( which is indeed hilarious when we watch on T.V.)Sometimes such scene are so hilarious that one cannot stop laughing.Whenever one inmate leaves house she has to nominate someone who get nominated for eviction new week.This is the twist and most intelligent of BB. The one who leaves the house nominates the one whom he or likes the least. One can call this as “Tit for Tat”. Enemy nominate enemy…This is time for taking revenge.

Common terms for BB house

Ego X

Have Ego, show Ego, receive Ego ,lost Ego ,Find Ego ,Ego retake ..,people in house have Ego problem like stated above.

Ullu da patha/ Karela

In life it is easy to forgive but hard to forget. X yells ,shouts at others,tell hurtful things and then says sorry .Saying sorry is easy but forgetting hurtful words is impossible. But making up good start again with Y is possible( by healing the wounds.)

Laraku /Fighter Cock

Fighter Cock Is a person who loves to create fights . He /She loves attention and does not even spare the good ones. Main character of “laraku” uses bad and censored words.Such type of persons ruin the atmosphere of BB and are bound to be disliked by audience and inmates.He earns nomination every week.

Bakri/Turncoat

Turncoat is a person who changes company of his friends. First he stay with friends X,Y,B,H , then he leaves the room and makes friends with U,I,O,P.After sometime he goes back to the first group.He earns nominations after changing his party , and deserting friends.

Twists

Twist happens when environment of house changes from cold to hot or vice versa by entry of old x evicted inmate of BB through wild card.The contestant is bound to get nomination by old enemy.

Cool dude
Cool is applied to person who doesn’t pick up fights with others, he is liked by all.He earns no nomination.Mr cool makes others laugh.

Surprise gift/Ulta Palti

Revelation happens when someone who doesn’t talk too much suddenly starts talking.She starts participating in fights and surprises everyone.So she gets nominated next for eviction.

Dont care/Bindass gadha

Don’t Care is someone who participates in fights ,does not feel about hurting others feeling.People call them insane .Get too much complain by others .

Planner

Planner is someone who plans and plots nomination ,fights ,break up and make up in house. He becomes strong nomination in process.

Smiley

Smiling someone who show brave face each time and keep smiling all times even when she is angry.

Fultos Powder

Fulto is a lady who is on make up all the time. She is tip top and has good collection of cloths…expensive one. She wears high heels.I wonder why she never trips(falls) on the floor.

Click cock

x comes in front of camera and talks and talks.X puts make up and shows off,curls her hair in front of camera which make her look mad to audience.X stays for long time because some audience like to see drama damsels in not distress)

Frustoo/Devdas

One who is sad all the times and picks up fights for no reason.He is often disliked by others.He feels sad inside deep and irritates others with fights.

Confused Desi

She/He tell others she/he is mad and cannot think properly .She cannot take firm decision at one time and changes it often.Regrets later on.

One week is  left for an eviction and soon winner will be announced ,as votes keep counting…Good bye..time to go

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